Sunday, 29 September 2013

I Am The One


I don't tend to write much poetry, at least not about myself, because I find that it's too emotionally immediate. It's much easier to write prose, where you can mix things up a little bit more, and get a more comfortable level of distance from the subject and themes of the piece that you're writing. I also find reading my own poetry incredibly nerve-wracking and uncomfortable, for the same reasons.

 This poem is an exception to that rule. I've realised over the last year or so that I spend a lot of time clearing up other people's messes (both literal and emotional), sometimes at the expense of my own happiness and wellbeing. This poem came out of the frustration and anger that I began to feel about that situation and, because I don't go in much for confrontation normally, seemed like at least a semi-healthy way of expressing how I felt at the time.

I Am The One

I am the one who caught the spider,

I am the one who tamed the tiger.

I am the one who washed the dishes,

I am the one who filled your wishes.

What would you do without me?

 

I am the one who walked the dog,

I am the one who kissed the frog.

I am the one who let you bitch,

I am the one who killed the witch.

You only had to thank me.

 

I am the one who dressed your knee,

I am the one who drained the sea.

I am the one who kept things level,

I am the one who fought your devil.

Now live your life without me.

Thursday, 26 September 2013

Three Gifts


 A lovely little fairy tale that I wrote for a Creative Writing module.  

A long, long time ago (although maybe not that long ago), in a land far, far away (although perhaps not too far away), there lived a young girl who was about your age (or possibly a bit older). This little girl was called Alice, and she came from a family which was very loving, but very poor. Alice lived with her brother, her parents, and her grandmother in a small, one-roomed cottage on the edge of town. The family lived a simple, happy life, and were satisfied with what little that they had.

 However, when it was discovered that Alice’s mother was to have another child, all of this changed. There wasn’t enough room in the cottage, or food in the cupboard, or money in the purse, for six people to live together. And so Alice had to leave home and find a job.

 Alice was employed as a maid in a grand old house a few towns away. She was given a uniform, and food, and a mat and blanket to sleep with on the cold stone floor of the kitchen. In exchange, she would peel the vegetables, and stir the pot, and wash the dishes, and sweep the floors, and dust the furniture, and make the beds, and do the laundry, and fetch and carry, and do a dozen other things besides.

 The owners of the house were an old woman and her older husband, who were cruel and cold and had never known love. But although Alice had so much to do, and was given so little for doing it, she never complained, and any money that she made was sent back to her poor family.

 Now, the house where Alice worked was very old and very grand. And because it was so old, it would make all manner of strange noises at night. Alice would lie awake, huddled up on her mat by the embers of the fire, and listen to the house as it creaked and groaned, sighed and rattled, shivered and shook.

 One night, when the moon was dark, the house was particularly noisy and Alice was very afraid. Now, Alice’s grandmother was very old and very wise, and had told Alice many useful things in the past. And one of these was the importance of keeping the house spirits happy. Alice knew that most houses- and particularly old houses- had a Brownie of their own that looked after the house and kept it safe.

 So Alice got up and tip-toed to the pantry. She poured some milk into a china bowl, and added a little honey. Then she placed the bowl just inside the back door, and returned to her mat.

 As she lay there the creaking and shrieking, the rattling and groaning, slowly died away. Soon, the whole house was silent. Then, Alice thought that the embers of the fire must be growing hotter, for she was wonderfully warm. That night, Alice slept peacefully for the first time since arriving at the old house.

 The next day, when the old couple found the empty bowl, they were very angry.

 ‘You evil, selfish girl,’ they said, ‘You’ve been stealing our milk.’ And to punish her, they sent her to bed that night without any supper. And to make sure, they locked the door to the pantry and took the key to bed with them.

 As Alice lay before the fire that night, cold and hungry, she heard a sound like a ball being rolled along the hard stone floor. She sat up, and saw a round, juicy apple rolling towards her from out of the shadows. It was followed by two more apples, each as round and juicy as the last.

 Alice didn’t know where the apples had come from, and she was too hungry to care. After saying a quiet ‘Thank you’ to the shadowy, empty room, she ate two of the apples, one after another, with barely a pause for breath. However, she saved the third apple, and placed it just inside the back door, for the Brownie. Satisfied, she fell asleep.

 The next day, when the old couple found the apple cores, they were very angry.

 ‘You selfish, evil girl,’ they said, ‘you’ve been stealing our apples.’ And to punish her, they took away her mat and blanket. That night, Alice went to bed with no food, nothing to sleep on, and nothing to keep her warm.

 Alice lay before the fire, very hungry, and very cold, and very tired. Just as she was finally about to fall asleep, she felt a sudden weight on her body. Opening her eyes, she saw that someone had covered her in a large, warm blanket.

 Because she had no food, and the door to the pantry was still locked, Alice took an old, copper penny, which she had found while cleaning the hallway, and had planned to send home to her family, and placed it by the back door.

 ‘Thank you’ she whispered, as she snuggled up in the blanket and began to fall asleep.

 At that moment, a piercing shriek broke the silence of the old house. The kitchen door flew open, and the old married couple stormed in.

‘You selfish, evil girl,’ they said ‘you’ve stolen the blanket from our bed.’ And to punish her, they locked her in the cellar.

 Cold and hungry, and all alone in the dark, damp cellar, Alice began to cry.

 ‘Hello,’ a voice said. Alice looked up and saw, for the first and last time in her life, a Brownie. The creature was small and hairless, with grubby and extremely wrinkly skin. It had a cat’s tail and a dragonfly’s wings, and its eyes were small and beady.

 ‘I’m sorry that I got you in trouble,’ said the Brownie, dancing nervously about the room, ‘I didn’t think that they’d notice the apples or blanket being moved.’

 ‘That’s alright; you were only trying to help.’ Alice said, wiping her eyes and smiling at the silly creature.

 ‘And I want to help you again,’ said the elf, doing another little dance ‘You gave me milk, an apple, and a penny, and I only gave you apples and a blanket; I owe you one more thing.’

 ‘I just want to go home.’ Said Alice, and began to cry again. The Brownie just laughed, and disappeared. A second later, the door to the cellar swung open, to reveal the Brownie standing on the other side.

 ‘Off you go, then.’ It said cheerfully.

 ‘But I don’t have any money, and I need to work to help my poor family.’ Alice said.

 The Brownie thought for a moment. It vanished again, and reappeared holding a small cloth bag that was covered in dirt. When Alice looked inside, she saw that it was filled with gold coins.

 ‘This was buried in the garden years ago,’ the Brownie said, pushing the sack into Alice’s hands, ‘no one knows it was there, and no one will miss it, so now it’s yours.’

 Alice took the bag, and thanked the little Brownie, and left the old house forever. She took the gold back to her family, and they all lived happily ever after. And as for the wealthy old owners of the house, well, they never did know why the house became so cold and noisy at night after that, or why the milk also seemed to curdle, or why the apples were always rotten.

It Lives!- Statikland Reborn

 So, I've tried this once before, and it was kind of disastrous. I did four posts, and promptly deleted two of them. And then I didn't touch the blog again for three years. Actually, I sort of forgot about it just a little bit. I did the exact same thing once with a frog that I found in the garden when I was seven and kept in a jar in my closet.

 But now I'm back. I'm older. I'm wiser. I'm in my final year of university, I'm president of a Creative Writing Society, and I'm about to run a half marathon. I have all my own teeth, as well as a couple of someone else's in a box in my parents' house.

 I was recently told that any writer who wants to be taken seriously needs to have some kind of online presence. So here I am (again), being present on the line. Hello. And from now on, as part of my continuing present-hood, I'm going to try and post something (anything) at least once a week. To be honest, I have no idea what I'm really doing, but that's part of the fun of it.

 Thanks for reading, and stay tuned as Statikland trundles ever onwards to the horizon. I hope you enjoy the show.

 Freddie x

Thursday, 11 November 2010

The Garden at Midnight

Not sure if this counts as a story, or flash fiction, or a poem, or what. Anyway, read and enjoy, comment if you want!

Let’s go outside. Yes, let’s. Let’s go outside and walk in the garden.

 It’s too hot in here, don’t you think?

 With the fires and the candles reflected in the windows and mirrors, like hundreds of tiny stars, and the smoke and the wine spilled on the marble floor and the women’s perfume and men’s aftershave and the music and the laughter weighing down.

 Can’t you feel it?

 It’s so heavy, falling down all around us, draping over the bare shoulders of the girls and wrapping itself around the dancing, the swirling couples, tangling our legs and tripping us. Thick and heavy and soft, like the velvet drapes, smothering us, rocking us gently to sleep in the drowsiness of the merriment.

 Quick! Quick! Outside while we still can, out into the peace of the garden at midnight.

 Ah, there, isn’t that better?

 You can barely here the music now, can you? And all of the people might as well not be there. They’re just ghosts, really, moving about silently through the smoke and the music, laughing in silence, like those old black and white movies and you can see where the film’s coming apart.

 It’s so peaceful out here, with the little fountain singing quietly to itself and the rose bushes, the pale little dancers in the green dresses swaying in the dark. Have you ever smelt anything so sweet?

 Stand there, just there, and you can feel their scent as it rolls across the gardens.

 Can’t you feel it?

 If only they knew, those stupid women, the ones who wrap jasmine and sunflower and a million other exotic scents around themselves, if only they knew the beauty of the roses in the dark, or could feel the grass and the damp earth in the air as it caresses your body, as it hangs off you and lifts you up, up towards the moon.

 The moon!

 Look at it, look, up there, see? And the stars!

 So pale and beautiful, reflected in the softly singing fountain. So bright too, and pure. Much better than their candles and fires.

 We should tell them, shouldn’t we? Tell them to put out the torches, to light up the moon, to light up the stars! Let them shine in the darkness!

 Oh no, not cold. Not cold at all. Well, maybe a little.
 But there’s enough here, don’t you think? Enough light, enough heat, enough music, enough and enough.

 And look, there in the corner, a little apple tree! I wonder if there’s any fruit. No, no you’re right; it’s too early, far too early to be thinking about that sort of thing. Let’s not think about the harvest until we have to. Enjoy the night while we can.

 Come on, let’s dance!

 Music, yes, of course, of course the fountain will sing for us, won’t it? Tired of the soft soliloquies and the droopy roses, aren’t you?

 But they do look droopy, don’t you think? And tired. Perhaps they need to rest. Yes, sleep deep and peaceful in your beds, we’ll tell the others to keep it down, that the flowers need their rest.

 Me? No I’m not tired at all.

 Another drink? Well, I’m sure that the fountain… no, you’re right, perhaps not.

 Oh, look, fishes!

 Yes, there are. See? There and there, little tiny silvery and gold ones, going round in little circles.

 Reflections? No, not reflections. Fish.

 Back inside? But it’s so nice out here, don’t you think?

 So peaceful, and… and…

 I suppose you’re right.

 Goodbye little garden. Sleep tight little roses; sing them a lullaby, Fountain, won’t you? Perhaps the fish will sing the harmony, if you ask them nicely. Goodbye, beautiful moon and tiny, shiny stars.

 Goodbye.

 Goodbye.

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Couple's Retreat

This story was originally written for my school magazine. It was, however, sensored (the evil so and so's). So here's the original version in all its glory...

 The plane had been delayed taking off, but Jean hadn’t expected any better from British Airways. As though to compensate for leaving a quarter of an hour late, the plane managed to land a minute early. Fancy that, a full minute!
 “They’ll balance it out.” Mark had mused as they left the aircraft “Chances are the luggage will be in Istanbul.”
 “Or Geneva” Jean added.
 “Or both.”
 As it happened, the Gods had smiled on the young couple and theirs were two of the first to bags to arrive through the carousel. Sometimes miracles do happen, even where BA is concerned.
 Now they were in the rental car, speeding down the road from Rome to Naples. Jean sat in the passenger seat, with a map which was, rather bewilderingly, written in German, and tried to focus on the glimpses of Italian countryside she could see between the barriers on the motorway’s edge. Mark was driving, weaving in and out of the traffic at a speed which Jean was trying to ignore, and swearing at the other drivers under his breath.
 “I still don’t see why we couldn’t have flown straight to Naples.” Jean sighed as she fidgeted with the archaic radio.
 “I told you; this way we save more than a hundred pounds and didn’t have to be up at some ungodly hour.” Mark growled, coming dangerously close to hitting some idiot on a motorbike, who was acting like a complete lunatic (which is to say, like a typical Italian on a bike) “Besides, this way we got to see a bit of Rome, too.”
 This last was true; the couple had enjoyed all of the beauty of Rome that one can see when leaving Fiumicino airport and heading to Campania; namely a Giorgio Armani building and an industrial zone.
 “I suppose you’re right.” Jean sighed again, and reached across to gently place her hand on Mark’s knee. Although they had been together for nearly three years (the trip was to celebrate their anniversary) – and she did love him, really – she was beginning to wonder whether their relationship was going anywhere, and whether, once they had returned to England, they should spend some time apart. “The important thing is that we’re together, and we’ll be at the hotel soon.”
 “Bloody wanker.” Mark muttered, distracted by Jean’s hand, and the thought of the diamond ring that nestled in his jacket pocket “Why can’t these people drive on the right side of the road?”